A “Merry Christmas”

Just had to add this clever take on “Twas a night Before Christmas” as the politically correctness has gotten way out of hand…

*Twas the month before Christmas

*When all through our land,

*Not a Christian was praying

*Nor taking a stand.

*See the PC Police had taken away,

*The reason for Christmas – no one could say.

*The children were told by their schools not to sing,

*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.

*It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say

* December 25th is just a ‘ Holiday ‘.

*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit

*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!

*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod

*Something was changing, something quite odd!

*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa

*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.

*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down

* At Lowe’s the word Christmas – was no where to be found.

*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny’s and Sears

*You won’t hear the word Christmas; it won’t touch your ears.

*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty

*Are words that were used to intimidate me.

*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen

*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !

*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter

*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.

*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith

* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace

*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded

*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.

*So as you celebrate ‘Winter Break’ under your ‘Dream Tree’

*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say


not Happy Holiday!

Please, all Christians join together and

wish everyone you meet during the


Christ is ‘The Reason’ for the Christ=mas Season!

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